wizardjpeg:

wizardjpeg:

oh i am so genius

instead of purchase one sandwich i can purchase the materials (bread, soap, etc) and make more than one sandwich

murreal:

teachers: don’t come to class when you’re sick!! it’s better for everyone if you stay home

also teachers: oh yeah just remember that you will be harshly penalized over missing class for any reason, including physical sickness!

every student, ever:

forever-blondie:

Debbie Harry photographed by Paul Zone - 1975

non-secure:

serpentinesheldonserpentine:

Born January 8, 1947

drivememadd:

local bitch decides to daydream instead of getting a degree

theocseason4:

this is so fucking funny

straightboyfriend:

some of y’all are like “i’m gay i’m gonna commit crimes & do arson uwu” but can’t even ask the cashier for extra ketchup coz u have anxiety so what’s the truth 😕