hawaiianbread:

we built this city

thegestianpoet:

look at tony holding his little Cuck Goblet while thor’s entire pussy pops loud enough to break the sound barrier next to him. we do stan. 

dhovorei:

batman villains are funny bc they all end up in arkham over and over so its just like

killer croc, painting a beautiful and sensitive portrait representing his inner turmoil: i had no idea (insert plant) was an invasive species in gotham

poison ivy, painting a photorealistic fern: they are! they’re so widespread that its almost impossible to contain, and it really hurts my heart

joker trying so fucking hard not to call them homophobic slurs because the therapist told him he’d get extra joker mush if he behaved for once in his fucking life:

skarchomp:

christee-angel:

Stoner milfs are unionizing

reallyreallyreallytrying:

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by going to bed with a single square of chocolate on my tongue for the bacteria to snack on instead of my teeth

captainamericagf:

captainamericagf:

mandaloriangf:

excuse me what

theloserarmy:

pixievivi:

hollypunkers:

kind of obsessed with the idea of the rest of the gaang leaving Toph and Zuko to watch over some cooking food and when they come back its burned and Katara starts fuming but Toph and Zuko are like “we’ve never stepped inside a kitchen in our lives and only have one eye between us, if anything it’s your fault”

Top: If it bakes for 15 minutes at 350 degrees than it should only take 1 minute at 5,250 degrees

Zuko: I can do that

cupofsorrows:

loveable-korrasami:

:

Japanese legend: you have the face of who you loved most in a past life

THE NEXT AVATAR ABOUT TO LOOK FINE AFFFFFF

Oh, so YOU guys can just see a face and be like “I like that face, I’m gonna make it my face” and everyone’s just COOL with that. But when I, Koh the Face Stealer,

fidefortitude:

lornacrowley:

O God, let me write with the authority and the panache of a self-assured male fantasy novelist with a very specific fetish 

There’s nothing more indicting of male fantasy novelists than everyone in the replies insisting that this is referencing a specific guy, and everyone saying a different guy.

poppy-pipopapo:

poppy-pipopapo:

man y'all could not suck disney’s dick any harder

“if you pirate a movie, think about all the crew members who won’t get paid! doesn’t the camera man deserve to eat? not everyone involved is rich!” camera guy already got paid, my dude. he genuinely doesn’t care whether the movie is successful. he doesn’t get a cut. paycheck is already in his pocket and that’s all he’s gonna get. he’s already moved on to the next gig